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Eighty Six.
When I was a teen, sure, I had a good personality, but let’s face it, other teens aren’t looking to grasp onto your good personality, they’re looking to grasp onto coolness. And I had no coolness. I...
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Ninety One.
Speaking of being a child with good taste, let me tell you about my daily routine when I was in my early years of grade school. You know what, let me just skip the boring parts where I’d get up, eat...
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One Hundred One.
There are a lot of dicks in the world. And when I say that, I mean derogatory dicks, as in assholes, as in mean people, not just penises. I’ve got nothing against penises. Also, just because you’re a...
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One Hundred Sixty Seven.
I made up a boyfriend once. I was in grade seven. Here’s how it went down… Okay, in grades five and six, I had this best friend, let’s call her Edie. We were super tight, talk on the phone all the...
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One Hundred Ninety Two.
I’m taking yesterday and running with it. Something I was really good at when I was a kid? Violin. I can’t remember when I started playing. I think I was eight or nine years old. I played for over four...
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Three Hundred Two.
Look, I get that I’m nearing 30 and most of my friends are, too, so it’s probably too late for me to save you, but if you have children or you plan on having children, you can feel free to read this to...
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Three Hundred Thirty.
Blah blah blah, I had a shitty time in junior high blah. Yes, it was serious. It was more than just getting picked on a couple times. Here’s what you need to know: I had a BFF – let’s call her Shari –...
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Three Hundred Forty Seven.
A couple weeks ago, I went out to the movies with a friend of mine and then we grabbed a bite to eat. Oh, actually, now that I think of it, it was this night, AKA the night I ATE ALL THE FOOD. Anyway,...
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Three Hundred Sixty Five.
I know this is a 365-day blog, but this is technically the penultimate post, because it’s a birthday to birthday thing. And tomorrow’s my birthday! SIDENOTE: Have you bought me a birthday present yet?...
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Three Hundred Sixty Six.
I know what you’re thinking. Nope. I still don’t have any answers. And I still don’t feel like a grown up. Maybe slightly closer, but I still don’t even want to have to take care of a houseplant....
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